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Old May 15, 2008, 12:33 PM
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Jesus Christ himself was just a cheap donkey jock judging by what his Nazarettian neighbors thought about him. Whereas right up the highway, in big-city Jerusalem, his face was plastered all over every subway car.

Likewise, the American word that gets the most international float these days, is "CageMatch!"--or "Kayjjmahtz!" or "CheGeeMAHtsu!" or "KaizhwaMichu!" and so on.

We just got off a CageMatch Goodwill Tour through Baku, Papua, Manila, Tokyo, Guam, Pago-Pago, and such like, where we saw some stupefying examples of improv-plus-Xtreme fighting in the various Podunks we stopped at. No matter how they pronounce it, "CAGEMATCH" has overrun the world. Every little puddle of a country speaks whatever language they speak--PLUS CageMatch.

But to the point--in Azherbajhan we were privy to see

The Complete CAGEMATCH Videos of Scott Sullivan
"Honoring Revolutionary American Insurgent Videomaker, Ted Hobgood."

What a show, I'm tellin you!



(Why two names? Don't ask. It doesn't matter.)

We got to see the videos we'd missed on the road, and folks...I cried. If you haven't watched them yet, start clicking --go on, you know you want to. War on Hugs drops bombs and blows stuff up, fun for the guys. And Mano a Mary retells the mythic Greek boy/ avenger/ immigrant- meets-homegrown-Cajun-Catholic-girl story. Always a winner. And the sweetheart-assassins proved that by knocking off high-and-mighty FlavorShot last week. Classic stuff. See 'em both.
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Ted, what happened to your head? Also, congrats on the new job.
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Mano a Mary[/URL] retells the mythic Greek boy/ avenger/ immigrant- meets-homegrown-Cajun-Catholic-girl story.

Wait...why am I Cajun?
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Cause it goes better with catholic than "basque" does.
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