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Old March 25, 2009, 12:08 AM
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Bilgen (Billie) Akman
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm wearing plaid pyjama bottoms (pink, purple and green!)
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The air blowing from my heater!
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Crispy Chicken Mesquite burger from Evos!
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Shamrock green!
6. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? A bit chili but not bad for the end of March.
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Zach Ward, because getting onto this forum was apparently a tad challenging for me!
10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Build.
11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? This wasn't sent to me so I don't know how to answer.
12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Awesome!
13. FAVORITE DRINK? Orangina.
14. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Guinness/Single Malt Scoth (Don't make me choose!)
15. FAVORITE SPORTS? Basketball.
16. HAIR COLOR? Brown.
17. EYE COLOR? Brown.
18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, can't handle the sticking 'em in my eye part.
19. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES: Brother: Bulent (33)
20. FAVORITE FOOD? Börek (Turkish savory pastry dish)
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Shopaholic (Love that Isla Fisher)
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? St. Paddy's (never let's me down)
23. FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? My bed. Only place I am truly chilled out!
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Nope, but I keep being told I need to wait for the guy to do the asking so I'm trying that out.
25. FIRST TEENAGE (OR PRE-TEEN) MOVIE STAR CRUSH? River Pheonix
26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer definitely!
27. HUGS OR KISSES? I need context for this. I'm a huge fan of both depending on circumstance.
28. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Neither at the moment. Multiple relationships maybe?
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? In ice cream chocolate in cake vanilla.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? In general? Yes!
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
32. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? On my own and loving it!
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Tahar Ben Jelloun novels and always some David Sedaris. Started reading more graphic novels too.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Don't have one. I'm on laptop.
36. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Trivial Pursuit and Scene it.
37. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched Gossip Girl (my guilty pleasure) and then got sucked in to watch more bad TV!
38. FAVORITE SMELLS? Vanilla, tomato sauce, garlic and rosemary. (The last three can be enjoyed together.
39. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No.
40. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? A great movie or book.
41. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Salted or with cheese powder.
42. FAVORITE CAR? Honda Fit or in Europe the Renault Cleo.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER? Peony flowers, Hydrangeas and Chrysanthemums.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 8
45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Not even a little bit.
46. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday.
47. RED OR WHITE WINE? White (Pinot Grigio)
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Bought myself a Macbook pro and went to Fuse to hang with all my friends!
49. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? Don't think so.
50. LIFETIME GOALS? Love and happiness. (This was what was written from the person I copied the list from but I agree. These 2 things are the goal and the only point to this thing we call life and hence they are the only things I'll seek out above all else)
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Old May 14, 2009, 01:56 PM
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Tori Denise Lineberry
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm wearing lime green shorts. No lie.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? 3OH!3
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Utz Crab Chips
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Macaroni and Cheese
6. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Quite warm
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My boyfriend
10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Smile
11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I love everyone.
12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? AWESOME.
13. FAVORITE DRINK? Diet Dr. Pepper
14. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Rum and coke
15. FAVORITE SPORTS? Basketball, if I'm watching.
16. HAIR COLOR? Blonde
17. EYE COLOR? Blue
18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, I have a contact phobia.
19. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES: None. I am the lone child in my family.
20. FAVORITE FOOD? Bojangles Boberry biscuits; Any kind of Greek food.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Wolverine
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Any warm summer day, my birthday is alright too.
23. FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? I like woods.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? No, but I prefer to get asked .
25. FIRST TEENAGE (OR PRE-TEEN) MOVIE STAR CRUSH? Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands. I probably shouldn't admit this.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. I like it hot.
27. HUGS OR KISSES? What kind of kisses?
28. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla, I don't really like chocolate.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Heck yes.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
32. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I gots one roomie.
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Water for Elephants.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I don't have a mouse.
36. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Cranium!
37. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Went to Improv 301 (which was awesome as usual), watched 'The Wire' with my boyfriend before he moved away this morning :-/.
38. FAVORITE SMELLS? Men's shaving cream.
39. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Nope
40. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? The world around me
41. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Real salty.
42. FAVORITE CAR? One that runs. And has brakes.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER? Orchids
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 6
46. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday
47. RED OR WHITE WINE? Red
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Dinner and barhopping, but I celebrated a bit early by treating myself to whitewater rafting in WV.
49. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? Sho do.
50. LIFETIME GOALS? To teach and get into educational administration, run the Boston Marathon, be happy with my life/career.
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Old May 14, 2009, 04:19 PM
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Hi Tori! Welcome! I am so sorry to hear that your boyfriend moved away. Improv heals all wounds!
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Old May 14, 2009, 05:41 PM
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Thank you, and indeed it does!
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Old October 16, 2009, 09:40 AM
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10,000 views for 83 replies. Someone do the math.

I want to hear about new people who haven't posted.
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Old November 5, 2009, 03:07 PM
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Kimberly Nicole Marling Andrews (yes, I have 4 legal names... and yes, this is my 3rd name but I've only been married once. Ask me about it sometime.)
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans - but... the dark kind cut like trousers so that I'm not a total slob at work.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Usually Maroon 5, Nickelback or Finger Eleven...
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Thai Drunken Noodles for lunch
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Brick Red
6. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Beautiful! Sunny...
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Mom. She lives here and we do things regularly. Luv me mum.
10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Teeth and smiles.
11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Sure.
12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Doing well.
13. FAVORITE DRINK? Yankee Iced Tea - no sweet
14. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Scarlett O'Hara
15. FAVORITE SPORTS? Women's Soccer, Minor League Baseball - Generally, anything I can see in person - I hate sports on TV.
16. HAIR COLOR? Reddish brown
17. EYE COLOR? Depends... hazel, blue, grey, green...Watch out when they are black.
18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, but I do have goggles.
19. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES: I grew up as an only, have a 1/2 sister that lives here and a ton of halves all over the place. I'm only close to my sister - 28 (autistic).
20. FAVORITE FOOD? Have you seen me?
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Mr. Topper - 40's classic
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas Eve.
23. FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? In my periwinkle bug driving at the beach with the top down.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Probably not... but I'm hardly in the dating zone.0
25. FIRST TEENAGE (OR PRE-TEEN) MOVIE STAR CRUSH? Randolph Mantooth (yes, you will have to look him up you youngsters)
26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Spring
27. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
28. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Dark chocolate
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Yes.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
32. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Hubby and I, one kid usually in college. Hubby usually overseas... So... mostly the dog and I.
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? The Outlander series, Freakonomics
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Spilled food.
36. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Fictionary
37. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Paid bills and watched TV. Someone's got to do it!
38. FAVORITE SMELLS? Baking bread and good looking guys.
39. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Only if I push my nose down.
40. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? A challenge
41. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttery and salty - I mean - If I'm gonna have it, I might as well enjoy it.
42. FAVORITE CAR? 64 Metropolitan Nash or 74 Chevy Nova with 354
43. FAVORITE FLOWER? White roses or daiseys
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Too many
46. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday
47. RED OR WHITE WINE? White - Red gives me migraines.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Honestly... I don't remember... Birthdays aren't that important to me.
49. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? Yep.
50. LIFETIME GOALS? At this point, I've met the big goals... so I'm just trying to be geniune and in the moment.
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Old November 5, 2009, 04:49 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randolph_Mantooth



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Old November 6, 2009, 12:13 PM
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Default Standardized Questionnaires -- Blah.

I don't like standardized questionnaires on topics as broad as life. Here's the real me.

I'm gregarious enough to say hi to strangers at a gathering. I can hold up my end of a smalltalk conversation; I don't enjoy it very much. I tend to be quiet in a new group until I decide whether I can trust the people to see the real me -- a louder, somewhat more "out there" person.

I will go first in many new situations because it loosens up a group to have someone who is willing to try, and succeed or fail. I also find that if other people go before me, establishing a level of success, that makes me nervous about being as good as the previous person; each success before me making it harder and harder for me to go next.

I'm a fiscal conservative. If you don't have a lot of money, don't buy things. And don't go into debt to buy things. Go into debt as briefly as possible and only for education (housing and cars excepted). I think taxes buy civilization, and I like civilization and think it's worth the price. I don't mind if my taxes help you more than me, as long as you are not taking advantage of the help.

I'm a social liberal. What you do, and who you do it with, is none of my business as long as everyone is an adult, remains unharmed, and is free to leave if they wish. I think marijuana should be legal and heavily taxed.

I'm a success. My wife loves me. My kids are happy and not TOO screwed up. Everyone is healthy, clothed, housed, and fed. If you can be happy with just that, success is easy.

Aren't those answers a better window into my personality than the standardized questionnaire?

-- Todd

p.s. -- There are 4 keys on my key ring, but there are 6 keys in my everyday life.
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Old November 21, 2009, 09:23 AM
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Mary Barber Sagar, first two passed down from mother and grandmother. My mom thinks my name is Mary Roberts Sagar, my ex-husband's name for the middle name.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? green sweats topped by blue bathrobe.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? can't listen while reading but can hear the soothing murmuring of Scott Simon's voice on NPR's Weekend Edition.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? organic raw sharp cheddar
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? slate grey.
6. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? mild and milder. I have turned on the heat about 4 times this fall, and it's a week away from November.
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Aaron, convict I met in Alanon while he was still incarcerated, now released after 30 years.
10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes. Studies have found men notice other men's shoulders first
11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Zach is my hero.
12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I have smoked a cigarette already and skipped yoga and am still somewhat self-satisfied.
13. FAVORITE DRINK? sparkling water or coffee. I can live without the first but have to limit the other.
14. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? moonshine because you can't dirink it without making a huge face.
15. FAVORITE SPORTS? I totally do not get why people watch sports and suck at everything but I'm really into kundalini yoga. Looking forward to skiing in Colorado.
16. HAIR COLOR? If you look carefully you can see some grey in the brown and looking very closely you can see prisms of color. My sister is two years younger and hates that I'm not so grey, but she's going to get the beautiful silver my mom has
17. EYE COLOR? blue with brown around the pupil
18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. Just started wearing glasses for reading this year but that is so weird, like, if this is progressive, yikes.
19. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:Will, 55, Annie, 50, George, 49.
20. FAVORITE FOOD? Food is a drug. I could give up dairy if it weren't for greek-style yogurt. I can give up sex if there's greek-style yogurt.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Evening, I think it was called, with Claire Danes, Vanessa Redgrave, Natasha Richardson, et al. More interesting in retrospect than while watching.
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? New Year's Day.
23. FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? In my imagination, a French cafe. Really, in my own bed.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Heck, yeah, cause then I might have to follow through
25. FIRST TEENAGE (OR PRE-TEEN) MOVIE STAR CRUSH? the Monkees. Wasn't the cute one called Davy Jones? Latest is Justin Timberlake.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER? SumMER sumMer sumMER
27. HUGS OR KISSES? Who's asking?
28. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Deficient in both
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? If it's ice cream, Breyer's vanilla. If it's raw substance, flour, sugar, oil improve both. If penises, I do believe it's true what they say.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Yeah, just not demand immediacy
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? the ones trying the hardest.
32. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? the ones with a gazillion followers.
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? ghastly. I have 100 days to dismantle 10 years of clutter disorder.
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? A 3-foot stack of Fantasy & Science Fiction magazines.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? shiny spot in middle.
36. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: ask me later when I don't hear it as "bored game."
37. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? searched real estate listings in Denver, Co. Shoulda gone to DSI
38. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh herbs: lavender, rosemary, thyme.
39. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? One finger on nose, one on tongue
40. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? British comedy
41. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Brewer's yeast flakes are a surprisingly yummy alternative, totally nutritious. I wish I could eat corn.
42. FAVORITE CAR? Austin Cooper
43. FAVORITE FLOWER? Forced blooms in winter, narcissus or forsythia.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? dunno what some of them are, only use the house key and car key
46. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday
47. RED OR WHITE WINE? Red. Not too fruity. Can't really do alcohol.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Every year I affirm I'm in the x + 1st year of my life which easily allays anxiety about aging
49. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? Driver's license yes.
50. LIFETIME GOALS? Notice. Remember. Commit.

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