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Old December 1, 2004, 03:04 PM
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"I KNEW it!"
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"This is the best death, EVER!"

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You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!" hahahahahahaha......



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