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Old December 2, 2004, 09:29 AM
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Deuce is a term me and my buds used in High School. So yes, Im going to die on the shitter.

Just like Elvis.

Except not as fat.

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Old December 2, 2004, 09:35 AM
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(Musical intro) "Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said."

It doesn't really work without the musical intro.
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Old December 2, 2004, 09:36 AM
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Oh, I thought of a better one.

"I wish I had a musical intro."

It doesn't really work without someone holding me in their arms.
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Old December 2, 2004, 09:38 AM
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Even better!

"I can't hear what you just said over the musical intro."
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Old December 2, 2004, 01:09 PM
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" Sweetheart! What are you doing here? Oh her? She's just a friend, she means nothing to me. Now just calm down, don't do anything ra..."
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Old December 2, 2004, 03:56 PM
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Old December 7, 2004, 01:44 AM
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For the longest time I thought it would be great to moan out "The Money is hidden under the..." just before I expired.

Now I think I'd rather go out telling someone I loved them—or telling them to turn up the stereo.
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