The Rumor Mill is Brewing

[The Dynamo]

So,

It is heresay that certain members of DSI are bringing it down to Wilmington come June 8. Is it true? Who is coming, bringing asses?!

-Jer

[ilaughatme]

Ah. Hopefully, Richard, Corey, Jon, Austin, Jennings, G, Drowatzky, and I are going. I'm going to try and convince at least one other girl to come so I'm not stuck alone in a sausage fest.

[Richard White]

Yes, we need more than one girl on the beach in a swimsuit so that Jon isn't too creepy staring at CeCe.

Hopefully Bret can roll down also. Keep your fingers crossed.

And thanks for announcing it on the boards, dickless. Jeremy, will you never stop being my bitch?

[Jennings]

Dude, mills don't brew. Maybe mills grind or churn or something, but they never brew.

[Richard White]

Dude, mills don't brew. Maybe mills grind or churn or something, but they never brew.

zing

[The Dynamo]

Oh, touche', Jennings and Richard! How silly of me to think a mill would brew! And brew rumors at that! Keep those zingers close at hand, thats the kind of humor that's expected here at the coast. If anyone needs a place to stay, you are more than welcome to fuck yourself. Except Austin, I have special place for him.

-J

[Callie]

Hey! I like the beach! I set my work schedule!

[Gutenburg]

Well, since Jeremy spilled the beans on this "formerly-secret-and-we're-only-gonna-tell-the good-ones-so-the-show-doesn't-stink" show, what does everyone want to do? Long form, I'm sure. But what? A montage? Whatever you want. We don't care. We'd even be into an hour-long da-do-ron! How's that sound?

The show will be at 9:00 pm. The 11:00 show will be performed by graduates of the Intro Class. So, be prepared for that! I'm also doing a huge ad campaign. Hopefully, we can get a huge audience in there. We've been getting enormous crowds so far this season. The theatre seats about 250 or so. I can't wait!

Oh, and Jennings? I actually have a coffee machine that mills and brews in the same basket. So, technically the mill could be credited with some of the brewing.

[Richard White]

Now that we have a group of performers set, if there's anyone who wants to come along and see DSI rule the Wilmington stage, here's the info:

It looks as though we'd be leaving Tuesday afternoon (June 8) around 3:30-4 from a TBD spot in Chapel Hill, and then returning some time on Wednesday afternoon after CeCe frolics at the beach. If people wanted to go who would then come back after the show, that'd be their choice, and their might be folks who want to return Wed. morning also. I don't know yet.

Just let me know who wants to ride/drive along and see the show.

Representing DSI:

Jennings, Lil G, Corey, Richard, CeCe, Drowatsky, Jonny K, possibly Austin and Bret if they are cool enough to get off work.

We will be playing 20 minutes of Last Action Joke, using the suggestion of spoon, and then close 'er out with a little Zip Zap Zop for the crowd. Should be fun times.

[Zach]

Wilmington?!

I'm in. If possible... to see the shows and play on the beaches.

Let me know the details... June 8th??

I will be flying into Chapel Hill (RDU) next Tuesday... June 1st!!


Zach

[Gutenburg]

Can Zach come out to play too? Huh? In fact, if Zach Ward comes to Wilmington and doesn't perform with TOS, I'm going to be in the worst of moods. Seriously.

[Zach]

Will be there.

Check HERE (http://dirtysouthimprov.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1057) for the latest info.

Bam!

[AlsoAustin]

Dude, mills don't brew. Maybe mills grind or churn or something, but they never brew.

I was just about to say this. But then I thought, what about apple cider? I feel that might be called a brewing, and it's made almost exclusively at old-timey mills in the America of my imagination.

[jillybee72]

There's a place here called the Coffee Mill and they brew the ass nastiest coffee you'll ever not enjoy.

[Jennings]

Listen, 'wads: I've had it with these specific examples of mills that brew and mills that don't brew. Maybe shit gets brewed at a mill (as opposed to by a mill), and maybe it don't, and I'm fine with that. But be clear on this much: if shit's getting brewed at a mill, it's practically a coincidence. Or a vertical monopoly.

[Lisa P]

Dude, mills don't brew. Maybe mills grind or churn or something, but they never brew.

I was just about to say this. But then I thought, what about apple cider? I feel that might be called a brewing, and it's made almost exclusively at old-timey mills in the America of my imagination.Apple cider is pressed, and the device used is called a press. Hard cider is fermented, not brewed.

I don't really care, except for the fact that Scott seems to be annoyed that this thread continues to brew more entries.

I live to annoy Scott.

[EthanK]

http://www.hokiesports.com/SIPhotos/fb2002/images/wmu/c.Robinson.fumble.jpg

Look! This guy dropped a ball! Ha ha ha!

[The Dynamo]

Look, as long as we are calling spades spades, you can't really brew a rumor in the first place.