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Bit Guy 2
April 26, 2004, 07:57 AM
I love it when people stop playing pretend, step into center ring and just Duke it out.

Kit's Alter Ego
April 26, 2004, 12:07 PM
Yeah, it's nice down in the ring: hearing the crowd Yale your name...

Kit's Alter Ego
April 26, 2004, 12:25 PM
But perhaps Ethan doesn't want to have to Reed about our fun.

Kit's Alter Ego
April 26, 2004, 12:27 PM
...but if he erases this bit, he's a Tulane he knows it.

Kit's Alter Ego
April 26, 2004, 12:28 PM
After all, it takes us sayin' impractical things to get people's minds workin'.

Bit Guy 2
September 15, 2004, 09:48 AM
Oh shoot...A Feud just broke out on the other side of town. It looks as if Clem's Son is breaking up the town.

Kit's Alter Ego
September 15, 2004, 10:34 AM
That's right; the boy's contesting his father's will. The document says someone else will inherit control of the Botanical Gardens, but the boy claims he has the right to that florid estate.

Kit's Alter Ego
September 15, 2004, 10:39 AM
The Feud, by the way, is with his cousin. Agnes got the Gardens, according to Clem's lawyer.

Kit's Alter Ego
September 15, 2004, 10:46 AM
You know, we've not named the main character in this story; I wonder what appellation would be appropriate.

Lisa P
September 15, 2004, 11:29 AM
Ethan, you could end this now. It would be EC. U could just delete the damn thread!

Jennings
September 15, 2004, 02:26 PM
These threads remain The Stupidest Things I've Ever Seen In My Life.

EthanK
September 15, 2004, 02:39 PM
[from atop hidden mountain lair]

...I will let them destroy themselves...

Bit King
September 17, 2004, 11:37 AM
I didn't get into Amherst so I went to the dean's house and left a flaming bag of hog crap on his porch. Then I ate some Doritos and waited to hear back from Brown.

Bit Guy 2
February 10, 2005, 03:42 PM
I am going to have my first threesome tonight, thanks to William & Mary.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 10, 2005, 03:45 PM
Long time no see, Bit Guy 2! Harvard U doing?

Bit Guy 2
February 10, 2005, 03:49 PM
Pretty good. Mostly Dormant.

PT
February 10, 2005, 07:55 PM
Lets change this unusable useless forum to "Kit Jokes....People!" Forum.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 10, 2005, 08:30 PM
I'm not a Bit Guy, PT, you tool.

(to be read: "I'm not a Bit Guy, I'm not PT, and I'm not you tool")

...but if he erases this bit, he's a Tulane he knows it.

--Kit, not U2 either

Lisa P
February 10, 2005, 09:25 PM
Someone please make it stop. For the children. Think of the children!

PT
February 10, 2005, 10:27 PM
Think of the children!

Thats a horrible pun.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 10, 2005, 10:43 PM
Lisa's Bit King!

--Kit