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Kit's Alter Ego
March 17, 2004, 12:41 PM
The Tournament of The Century will be starting in two days!
Are you ready for it? Are you ready for shortform genius provided by eight unbelievably talented teams? If you're not already on a team, are you ready to be chosen as a Wildcard Team member?

To make sure you are prepared, this thread will allow anyone at all to strut their shortform stuff, as well as provide entertainment for those who wonder how you're supposed to do improv online.

"HA!," I say, and, "HA!" again!

GAME: PROPS MONTAGE
Rules: Line game. An object is gotten from someone in the audience,
and players step forward to demonstrate what it actually is used for.
Example:
http://www.dobhran.com/images2/housecleaning-broom.gif

It might be:
:arrow: a paintbrush
:arrow: a Roman hat-topper
:arrow: a broom
:arrow: a Chia 'T'
:arrow: a Comfort-Hilt sword
:arrow: etc.







However, playing this online by posting photos of things would be too technologically-deficient. Therefore, the game becomes:
ASCII Prop Montage!

Here's the first prop:
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii3.bmp
Go to!

--Kit

CoreyBrown
March 17, 2004, 12:57 PM
This would be used for Q'bert if he had no depth perception.

Dave Ries
March 17, 2004, 02:18 PM
The Sealy company cuts corners on the interior of their newest comfort mattress.

KatyJack
March 17, 2004, 04:04 PM
the new sparknotes keyboard.

Jeff Sconce
March 17, 2004, 04:26 PM
See, my alarm clock is equipped with a highly advanced AI, and an LCD screen, which it uses to convey chronologically related concepts and feelings to me. To my chagrin, its AI is eternally set to "sassy bitch", hence lovely wake up calls such as "Don't bother getting out of bed, you'll just make the world outside your room slightly shittier by participating in it." One morning, it malfunctioned, and kept blinkind "BASTARD! LATE!" over and over. I'd had enough...so I ripped half of its fucking face off.

Meljo
March 17, 2004, 04:29 PM
new jersey smoke staks taking over peaceful farmland

IT'S SPREEEEEAAAADDDDING!!!!!

*gurgle*

Kit's Alter Ego
March 17, 2004, 04:32 PM
Cool beans!

NEW PROP:
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii6.bmp
Go to!

--Kit

PS: FOr those who can't see the picture, go to this page (http://www.chris.com/ascii/), click on Swords in the sidebar, and the pic is the bottommost image.

Jeff Sconce
March 17, 2004, 04:35 PM
The enchanted putter-washer of the DAMNED!

Kit's Alter Ego
March 17, 2004, 08:38 PM
Sorry, Dr. Frankenstein; we were out of bolts.


...Yay! Well, the forum went down for a while, so we'll start with a new prop to keep the ball rolling.

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii1.bmp
Go to!

--Kit

jillybee72
March 17, 2004, 10:51 PM
Kit, it IS Kit! From Knight Rider!

Zach
March 18, 2004, 01:02 AM
MTV's "Pimp My Ride" installed a television in the backseat... with bunny ears for better reception! Boom!!

Zack Bly
March 18, 2004, 07:40 AM
it's the front end of a caterpillar wearing those neo-fancy sunshades that wrap around your head.

CoreyBrown
March 18, 2004, 08:21 AM
Donny Darko......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dave Ries
March 18, 2004, 08:27 AM
Had to leave work, so didn't see this one...had to add....

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii6.bmp
1. Funniest X-Rays bit from "Kids Do The Darndest Things"

2. Sam's Club Toothpick.



http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii1.bmp

Professor Brown's newest weapon for America - The Stealth Delorian. "Screw all of this time travel mumbo jumbo, Marty. It's time to kick some ass!"



This is too fun. More, more!

ilaughatme
March 18, 2004, 10:42 AM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii3.bmp

A chocolate bar.

(Sorry, I know we're on new ones but I couldn't resist.)

Kit's Alter Ego
March 18, 2004, 11:24 AM
BEST IDEA EVER!

TWO PROPS AT ONCE! Take 1, take 2, don't matter!

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii5.bmphttp://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii4.bmp
Go two!

--Kit

Dave Ries
March 18, 2004, 12:03 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii4.bmp

Trash Can For The Lazy Man

Zack Bly
March 18, 2004, 02:33 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii5.bmp

it's a robot claw!!

ilaughatme
March 18, 2004, 02:39 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii5.bmp
A giant squid. Or a pair of pliers.

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii4.bmp
R2D2.

Kit's Alter Ego
March 18, 2004, 09:43 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii2.bmp
Go to!

--Kit

ilaughatme
March 18, 2004, 11:42 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii2.bmp

A DJ.

Or a man on a tiny tank about to be crushed by the garbage compactor in the Death Star.

Dave Ries
March 19, 2004, 07:26 AM
a man on a tiny tank about to be crushed by the garbage compactor in the Death Star.Nice!



http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii2.bmp
Supersized MC Hammer parachute pants with portable speakers.
"Uh Oh, Uh Oh, Uh Oh, Uh Oh. Here Comes Da Hammer."

CoreyBrown
March 19, 2004, 09:32 AM
A lone man from the Cogs family wondering who the other person is that he is supposed to "feud."

Dave Ries
March 19, 2004, 11:00 AM
A lone man from the Cogs family wondering who the other person is that he is supposed to "feud."
Survey Says: Corey's the big winner on this one.

Bravo, Bravo. I laughed out loud.

Kit's Alter Ego
March 19, 2004, 11:46 AM
The Return of the Best Idea Ever!

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii9.bmphttp://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii7.bmp
Go two!

--Kit

CoreyBrown
March 19, 2004, 11:56 AM
Left 1: A Man who is two seconds away from finding out that yes his rubber dart gun is loaded. BLAM!

Right 1: Lunch time for an alligator.

Jeff Sconce
March 19, 2004, 01:07 PM
BEST IDEA EVER!



http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii4.bmp


--Kit

Behold! The fusion-powered dildo!

Jeff Sconce
March 19, 2004, 01:08 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii2.bmp
Go to!

--Kit

Man, I wish I had a tank with dual missle array firing capabilites.

ilaughatme
March 19, 2004, 01:15 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii9.bmp
A man with a video camera.
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii7.bmp
A baby in a stroller.

CoreyBrown
March 19, 2004, 01:18 PM
CeCe! DANGIT!

Make something up yo. Don't say what it REALLY is. Cause what it really is, isn't as funny. Chuching!

ilaughatme
March 19, 2004, 01:18 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii7.bmphttp://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii9.bmp
A creepy ass guy, now, eh?

Corey, my way is SO much more fun.

CoreyBrown
March 19, 2004, 01:29 PM
It like ruins the bits though :(

Someone site ban this girl.

Kit's Alter Ego
March 19, 2004, 03:47 PM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii7.bmp

Sukie's parents quickly took advantage of her new skill at walking with guidance,
to the great dismay of their regular Lawn-Mowing Service.

--Kit

Dave Ries
March 22, 2004, 07:33 AM
http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii9.bmp
Disney's 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea ride takes a turn for the worst.

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/xchamberx/ascii7.bmp
For The Nonsmoker: "It's A boy/girl" bottle opener!