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March 8, 2004, 01:21 AM
March 8, 2004, 07:34 AM
Clearly these ladies think of them as a blessing. Who am I to argue?
March 8, 2004, 07:42 AM
Clearly with the recent surge in the Atkins diet fad we can only call biscuits a curse. Look at em all full of carbs, glazed with carb filled honey. They will probably be topped off with some strawberry or grape jam which as we all know are chock full of carbs. Why must the world do this to us? WHY I ask.
Back to the hell in which you spawned from biscuits. Back to hell.
March 8, 2004, 08:47 AM
Just as Satan was the most beautiful of the angels before his fall, biscuits are the most heavenly of foods. Savory and tender. Heavenly tasting when drenched with butter or swimming in lovely sausage gravy, delightful when slathered with honey. But, oh the terrors of wheat. The torture of the gluten in my digestive system. I do not care to describe, nor do you care to hear, what evil things wheat does to me.
Get thee behind me with your biscuits, Satan!
March 8, 2004, 02:15 PM
I think Biscuits are more like the Highlander, they have a curse, yet they also possess a great purpose. For thier can be only one, and by that I mean, Biscuits, not Christopher Lambert, you know, the guy, from High....Gotta go!
March 8, 2004, 02:30 PM
When I was a DJ in college (that's right... a Disc Jockey... paid to play hip-hop, what up beatbox?!), I went by DJ Biscuit. There was some local fame associated with that name. In fact, DJ PJ and DJ Biscuit rocked the Carolina DJ circuit 98-00. Man, I love biscuits.
Kit's Alter Ego
March 8, 2004, 03:33 PM
When I was a DJ in college, I went by DJ Biscuit. In fact, DJ PJ and DJ Biscuit rocked the Carolina DJ circuit 98-00. Man, I love biscuits.
Yep, 'cause there's no biscuits like show biscuits.
PS: Well...no biscuits I know.
March 8, 2004, 05:50 PM
I need a biscuit right now to sustain me from Kit's bad pun...
March 8, 2004, 09:01 PM
Well, I hope that you're satisfied, Jill. All this biscuit talk made me go home and make a batch of biscuits. My suffering is on your head! (be glad I don't mean that literally)
Oh, and Kit - your pun made all of us suffer.
March 9, 2004, 05:59 AM
I like Kit's buns, esp when there nicely toasted to a golden brown and glazed with butter.... :shock: No No, I meant, I like Kit's Puns ...hehe...oh shit...GG!
Gen. W. T. Sherman
March 11, 2004, 09:42 PM
March 12, 2004, 12:01 PM
Yep, 'cause there's no biscuits like show biscuits. PS: Well...no biscuits I know.
March 12, 2004, 04:39 PM
I enjoy GG Allin.
March 13, 2004, 02:26 AM
I believe GG Allin loves biscuits. I say this because my high school boyfriend looked just like him and loved biscuits. That's not scientific is it? But yet, plausable...
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