View Full Version : The Quotes Of Us All

February 18, 2004, 09:20 PM
Have you ever been at work or at Improv and you've over heard a conversation that is too good to leggo?!

Or have you ever said something so ridiculious that you have to tell your friends!

Well then for this reason alone I have decided to create "The Quotes Of Us All" thread!

It doesnt matter if you didn't write down what you heard or said, we don't care if it's exaggeratted, in fact, I hope it is!

So come one come all, and lets share the silly things people do and say on a daily basis with our friends!

http://13262312.home.icq.com/rj5.jpg THE QUOTES OF US ALL

Lisa P
February 18, 2004, 11:46 PM
From the immortal Peter O'Bryan:
We sign that oral/anal contract every time we eat a hot dog.

February 19, 2004, 10:07 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

February 19, 2004, 03:55 PM
http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpg Ms. Chun, do I put the lettuce back in the fridge, or do you need it?

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9908/china.cultural.window/content/images/guangzhou.bodyguard.jpg (Washing dishes) Yeah do ou need it?

http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpg No no, Do you need it?

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9908/china.cultural.window/content/images/guangzhou.bodyguard.jpgYeah ou can use iii!

http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpg NO, DO YOU NEED THE LETTUCE!

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9908/china.cultural.window/content/images/guangzhou.bodyguard.jpg Ya, okey, ou can tack out the rash!

From up stairs at Mr. Bonham's office.

http://www.nfcom.com/images/peoplepics/examples/good2.jpgHey PT, can you take this to Darlene?

Handing me a letter

http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpgYou mean, Ms. Martin?

http://www.nfcom.com/images/peoplepics/examples/good2.jpg Yeah, do you call her that?

http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpg No.

We stared at each other for at least 30 seconds.

http://www.nfcom.com/images/peoplepics/examples/good2.jpg So how do you like the job?

http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpg You mean, working in the cafeteria and cleaning stuff? Then running up here to take memo's and write your schedule?

We star at each other again. He taps his pen on his desk.

http://www.nfcom.com/images/peoplepics/examples/good2.jpg Yeah

http://www.mgm.com/mag7/media/anthony.jpgI love it!

February 19, 2004, 04:33 PM
"I'm Cook. That's Landis. We've been up the river."
-Red Zone Cuba. Keep in mind both of these men are very ugly and the movie is very bad.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 19, 2004, 06:35 PM
< after Bryan Cohen was being his sexually excited self in class with Suzanne, Jeff, Callie, Kirk, etc. >
Ross White: Damn, Bryan! You get it on with anything with two legs, don't you?
Suzanne McDonough: (sarcastically) Oh! Thanks!


February 20, 2004, 11:11 PM
< after Bryan Cohen was being his sexually excited self in class with Suzanne, Jeff, Callie, Kirk, etc. >

This description by Kit is my favorite quote :).

- Bryan

Kit's Alter Ego
March 5, 2004, 06:49 AM
< at the second DSIF4 New Games workshop >
Rance Rizzuto: To what percentage do you each know 'film noir'?
Guy In The Back Whose Name I Forget: 50%?
< Rance looks at Scott >
Scott (The Other Side): (hesitantly) ...Maltese Falcon?
Rance Rizzuto: (to Scott) Oh. ...15%.
< Rance looks at Callie >
Callie Peck: I'd saaaaay...10%.
Rance Rizzuto: Well, I ask because you seemed to know the most in that scene...
Callie Peck: Oh! Then I'll up mine to 80!

Rance Rizzuto: Use more physi...phy. si. ca. li. ty. ...I was starting to say "physi-callie."
Callie Peck: (from audience) That's my nickname at home.


PS: < while DSI 3L class describes each other's improv >
Erik Martin: (to J-Sizzle) Yeah. You're The Black Battleaxe of Grim Justice.

March 9, 2004, 06:01 AM
My Mother: You never call me

PT: I lost my cell phone. (Cell phone rings)

My Mother: What's that then!?

PT: My.....new........yeah I didn't lose it, I just didnt want to call you.

Zack Bly
March 16, 2004, 08:02 AM

my favourite quote from that movie: "yeah, i'm cherokee jack!"

March 16, 2004, 08:35 AM
Zack, every day I think more and more that we're actually sharing a brain.

March 16, 2004, 08:42 AM
Even though this wasn't a conversation, but an observation, I still can't let it go.

After dropping Pablo off at his house a while back I actually SAW

A chicken cross the road.

The puzzling part of this story is the only thing you can do as you stop your car and watch is wonder why.