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Callie
February 1, 2004, 06:44 PM
Hey, so help me understand what's going on with this competition. I really want to form a team if anyone wants to play with me. (I'm not afraid to beat you up either).

L'il G
February 2, 2004, 09:42 PM
I'll run with you, Callie.

We already have two HOT improvisers....we just need one more to fill our team of three!

Moser? Bueller? Anyone?

Callie
February 2, 2004, 10:04 PM
Oh, well now I have Kirk Mason on board...everyone has teams of two...what's the freaking deal?

But I feel so wanted now. You made my day.

L'il G
February 2, 2004, 10:16 PM
Who else has teams of two? I need to join a team of two, to make it a team of three! And we will win!

That's right....Trogdor GUARANTEES victory in the tournament.

Ben Moser
February 2, 2004, 11:38 PM
I don't want to start talking smack prematurely, but I'm working on a SPECIAL SUPRISE TEAM that will rock you all. We're talking fires from the pits of hell being less hot than the hot, HOT, HOT improv that Team Moser (just a working team name) will be bringing to the stage.

This is all, of course, assuming the team comes together as planned.

You've been warned.

Sort of.

CoreyBrown
February 3, 2004, 07:13 AM
Whatever chumps. Hottness is not a factor when it comes to short-form judges. They watch for risks, crisp scene work, solid teams. Sure you may sway them with some subtle hip movements or some sassy eyes with sassy glasses, but that is only going to land you on your asses.

I'm gonna inbound the ball, get a give and go, drive the lane and dunk all over your luke-warm asses. THAT is what they say is that. See ya in the paint chumps.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 3, 2004, 11:50 AM
I'm gonna inbound the ball, get a give and go, drive the lane and dunk all over your luke-warm asses. THAT is what they say is that. See ya in the paint chumps.

Out of curiosity, does this mean you're on a team, Corey? And if so, how impartial a coach are you? :suspicious:

--Kit

PS: Tim Curry: Of course. Haven't you guessed by now? Everyone in this house tonight was either being blackmailed by Mr. Boddy or his accomplice!

CoreyBrown
February 3, 2004, 12:55 PM
Look Kit "middle name something not so whitty" Fitzsimmons. I am not on a team yet, and I emphasize YET. But you see, no matter what team I am on is going to not only dominate yours but the entire spectrum of fools who step up to the plate against me. All ya'll gonna do is strike out when I'm at the mound with whatever team I have behind me. This ain't no world series chumps, this is a Corey series and I'm in the lead.

Trust me, the only way to have a chance at beating my yet to be made team is have me coach you. That is the only way! See you on the diamond chumplisious.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 3, 2004, 01:07 PM
All ya'll gonna do is strike out when I'm at the mound with whatever team I have behind me.

Yeah, strike out LIKE WORLD-FAMOUS EXPLORERS!

The sun never sets on our team of death and thunder's empire! So you and whatever team you get the Crown to finance is going to sink in the gale of defeat in the face of our Triple-Ship Threat!

--Kit Danger FitzSimons

PS: We're on deck.

CoreyBrown
February 3, 2004, 01:29 PM
Look Kit "I'm an explorer" Fitzsimmons. The downfall that your on-deck squad is going to face is that you are 'exploring' and climbing unknown regions as to have the chance of conquering it. Where as my team (yet to be made) and I have climbed the mountains known as shortform enough to know we stand on top of those majestic peaks. I will squelch any attempt to climb my mountain by throwing down boulders of hilarity.

Don't fall while your trying to catch up.

You can't claim taken land. And I own it.

Ross White
February 3, 2004, 01:43 PM
If I were on a team that Corey were not on, I would still choose to be coached by him. He hates bad improv. It makes his eyes bleed. So he would work to make you good.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 3, 2004, 01:54 PM
I will squelch any attempt to climb my mountain by throwing down boulders of hilarity.

Yeah, and we'll smash past your thrown, rolling objects like MARIO IN DONKEY KONG!

With your lumbering predictability and apish charm, you'll still have no chance when our team does some precision removal of your supports and sends you plummeting to the bent girders at the bottom of the team rankings. We'll liberate the shortform princess and her majestic peaks and make sweet, sweet love to her, an act that--had you attempted it--would be considered an abomination. Know now that we're jumping into the lead, and we're gonna hammer it home.

--Kit Danger FitzSimons

PS: Taking land from unwashed savages is perfectly acceptable.

ilaughatme
February 3, 2004, 02:10 PM
Ok. I never do this. But I'm doing it now.

This thread has officially turned GAAAAAYY!

Kit's Alter Ego
February 3, 2004, 02:12 PM
Out of curiosity, CeCe, was it the trash talk or specifically the video game references that got to you?

--Kit

PS: Maybe it was the puns? Those are usually what do it.

CoreyBrown
February 3, 2004, 02:19 PM
First off CeCe unless your going to BRING IT at the short-form tourney, why don't you step off and admit the reason you ain't in it is from the fear of facing my team and I. Step back B4 U get wrecked!

And Kit. I'm sorry but the princess is on another mountain.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 3, 2004, 02:23 PM
And Kit. I'm sorry but the princess is on another mountain.

DOH! At least I got a lot of meaningless points, an umbrella, a telephone and a...handbag...YES! Spare cash! < tosses the handbag >

--Kit

PS: < grabs the handbag again and pawns it > YES! Spare cash!

Ben Moser
February 3, 2004, 02:26 PM
Team Moser is almost formed. Be afraid. We've made adjustments that will cause our hottness to seem like good improv as well as stacked good improv on top of the hotness disguised as improv. I just hope this team comes together now, so that 1) my smack talk is warrented and 2) we can make Corey's team he's on and Corey's team he coached feel like no-so-very-hot-at-all insects. Word life. You can't see me.

CoreyBrown
February 3, 2004, 02:41 PM
Don't even play like that Moser. You're opening a pandoras box son when you step onto the field with me. Except this box is filled with quick whit, hoopla, guffas and hate. The main ingredients in the force that will be thrown upon you. Just like Nero, you shouldn't play with fire because all you are going to gain from it is disaster.

jesstah
February 3, 2004, 03:53 PM
Just like Nero, you shouldn't play with fire because all you are going to gain from it is disaster.
Nero played with a violin, not fire. Rome just burned around him.

Too bad that box doesn't have any "well read" in it.

-Jesster

CoreyBrown
February 3, 2004, 04:02 PM
It has not been proven who started the fire. Some tend to believe it was a plot of his, some don't. I tend to think he did, because it helps my argument above. :P

Kit's Alter Ego
February 3, 2004, 04:30 PM
Nero played with a violin, not fire. Rome just burned around him.

Too bad that box doesn't have any "well read" in it.


Fiddle?

--Kit "Well-Read" FitzSimons

PS: Oh, sorry. Jesse was talking about Leslie Nero (http://members.rogers.com/tatianakostour/graphics/summer_recital.gif). ...But Leslie's a woman...OR IS SHE???
PPS: Here's (http://mailbits.com/goto/nero.htm) why the Roman Nero didn't play the violin.

PT
February 3, 2004, 09:49 PM
Nero was awesome. Corey if we get on a team together, we can smack all these foo's and play Basketball with thier heads! Cause we're that awesome!

CohenFridge
February 3, 2004, 11:25 PM
Like my associate Kit FitzSimons said...Death and Thunder is gonna rock some stuff...and people...and Short Form Improv Games.

Frankly, I miss the original Mario Bros...without the super part...you know...they beat up stuff coming out of pipes...like any good plumber would do.


- Bryan

CoreyBrown
February 4, 2004, 07:56 AM
Wrong Cohen, there ain't going to be no rocking this tourney from "Death and Thunder". I pray that you have the Super Nintendo cause your going to need to magical flutes if you expect to even come close to us in the final level. I hope in this instance that you have gotten a mushroom and feather to try to come at us, because these pipes are shooting clean stakes of super improv delight straight at your heart. I hope you have enough lives to make this worth my time.

Ross White
February 4, 2004, 08:32 AM
You know, for all of this smack talk, none of the last five posters have teams that have registered for the tournament. I notice that the teams that have applied have thusfar been somewhat quiet, but I guess they're busy rehearsing while you cats are mouthing off...

CoreyBrown
February 4, 2004, 08:41 AM
shut your face!

CohenFridge
February 4, 2004, 08:46 AM
Oh crap! I forgot...it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for!

Like Jeffrey Scronce!

Kit's Alter Ego
February 4, 2004, 11:31 AM
Oh crap! I forgot...it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for!

Like Jeffrey Scronce!

And Jimmy Hoffa!

--Kit Danger FitzSimons

PS: :lol:

Kit's Alter Ego
February 4, 2004, 11:40 AM
I hope in this instance that you have gotten a mushroom and feather to try to come at us, because these pipes are shooting clean stakes of super improv delight straight at your heart.

From the sound of this, Corey, I get the impression that you're planning on using performance-enhancing drugs in order to win out over more naturally superior teams. The judges want creativity, not Creatine. The winners will be the team that does it all under the power of its members, not under the influence of four Secret Spoonfuls. Everyone knows that death and thunder are forces of nature; likewise Death and Thunder will be a force to be reckoned with.

--Kit Danger FitzSimons

PS: Trash talk is the sincerest form of flattening.

CoreyBrown
February 4, 2004, 11:53 AM
Sir please read what I wrote before fumbling over your own feet. I never implied that I would be using substances to enhance myself. I was stating that the only way your team would come close would be with the use of "cheats" or other means.

I'm all natural awesome.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 4, 2004, 12:21 PM
Signor, I respectfully submit, in that case, that your statement that "these pipes are shooting clean stakes of super improv delight straight at your heart" clearly indicates an intent on your part to supply others with said cheats, thus attempting to coerce others to partake of your illegal and immoral substances.

I am not taken in.

--Christopher Danger FitzSimons

CoreyBrown
February 4, 2004, 12:23 PM
Frankly, I miss the original Mario Bros...without the super part...you know...they beat up stuff coming out of pipes...like any good plumber would do.

Those pipes son.

Ross White
February 4, 2004, 12:47 PM
Yeah, whatever. Get a complete team and I'll listen to your smack talk, gents.

L'il G
February 4, 2004, 02:18 PM
Ha! Burned!

Gregory Peck, Captain Kirk and Calliefornication are going to bring it! As soon as we get a team name.

ilaughatme
February 4, 2004, 03:12 PM
Haha. I like your team member names already, G.

CohenFridge
February 5, 2004, 10:57 AM
Death and Thunder and...Jeff! will rule all.

'Nuff said.

- Bryan

CoreyBrown
February 5, 2004, 02:17 PM
I tried to let this sit for a while now. I just can't hold it anymore.

CULTARALY DIVERSE is going to rock you all. That is a fact like no other.

PT Scarborough
Pablo Vega
Corey Brown

Prepare for 0wnage.

**spelling in Corey Brown's posts never guaranteed

Lisa P
February 5, 2004, 02:58 PM
Any mavricks out there looking for a team? Any teams out there looking for a third? PM me.

jesstah
February 5, 2004, 03:46 PM
I refuse to respond to this thread any longer.

Wait... I mean... after this... and by this I mean my signature... and maybe one more retort...

DAMMIT!

-Jesster

MindOnMySleeve
February 5, 2004, 07:14 PM
chris walter here... im lookin for a team so if amyone has a team of two and wants a rockin third, gimme a call (3087954) or post back

Jake of Diamonds
February 6, 2004, 03:31 PM
I'm looking for a team that will have me.

I'm a Utah Improvisor that will be in town for the tourney and I would love to play.

If anyone wants to do some serious risk taking, contact me via pm.

I'm a hidden character with cheat codes and a never before seen fatality.

Game Genie, anyone?

-Jake

Jake of Diamonds
February 6, 2004, 03:32 PM
You may want references.

I've performed with Austin Nava and Jesse Parent. A few of you may know them. Ross may also remember me from when he came up to teach.

Just let me know. I'm fired up to do this.

-Jake

Jake of Diamonds
February 9, 2004, 09:09 AM
And in an unprecedented move of posting three times in a row; jake says that he's on a team.

Lisa and Chris have been gracious enought to have me. We officially rock.

Thanks, guys. I'm looking forward to this.

-Jake

CoreyBrown
February 9, 2004, 09:11 AM
Prepare to be squashed.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 9, 2004, 11:29 AM
Corey, you don't even know the rules of Squash.

--Thunder

L'il G
February 9, 2004, 11:38 AM
Prepare to feel the power of.....

GERKOV!!

Andrew
February 12, 2004, 12:27 PM
Watch out, y'all. Senor Bueño is going to rock the mutha-grabbin' house!

You've been warned.

KatyJack
February 12, 2004, 02:00 PM
just be careful...the Cap'n is coming to town. im just sayin...

<img src=http://jovan.ru/pics3/pirate.jpg>

Kit's Alter Ego
February 12, 2004, 06:42 PM
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/04/127704.jpghttp://www.kiss-related-recordings.nl/tributes/tribute_kissofthunder.jpg
http://kitsalterego.20m.com/images/kissofjeff1.gif

Death & Thunder & Jeff:
Three Forces of Nature.

--Thunder

PS: http://www.grudart.ca/The_forces_of_nature.jpg

DROWATZKY
February 13, 2004, 03:55 PM
I believe the captain just said in his best russian, "Yarrrr, what a gripping discussion." And to be honest, that's not very threatening.

PT
February 13, 2004, 04:42 PM
I hope you guys are talking about Cap'n Crunch. I had some this morning, and man, me and the Cap'n made it hap'n!

Callie
February 14, 2004, 07:15 PM
http://www.unc.edu/~callie17/gerkov.jpg</img>


господин Gerkov will annhialate the infindels.

Kit's Alter Ego
February 15, 2004, 01:53 AM
господин Gerkov will annhialate the infindels.

Is that White Infindel?

--Kit

PS: You'll be wining when we're through with you!
PPS: And meanwhile, we'll be winning!

L'il G
February 16, 2004, 02:22 AM
Callie Peck is the awesome!

So is Kirk Mason!

And L'il G is also the awesome!

IT IS AWESOME TO [BE] GERKOV!!

Kirk Mason
February 28, 2004, 01:14 AM
kGb, Commie Peck:


Gerkov will save the day!


Sincerely,
the Iron Kirkain



REVOLUTION!