View Full Version : Who wants to babysit my little brother?

January 16, 2004, 02:42 PM
My legendary little brother is coming with me to the Triangle this weekend to help me move out here once and for all, and I need a brave person or group of people to help entertain him while I'm in rehearsals from 3-9pm. He likes beer and attractive women, so if you're an attractive woman who drinks beer, you'd be perfect for this job.

Seriously, though, if no one has anything better to do that sit around and drink with my brother while he tries to tell embarassing stories about me that you've either already heard or could top just based on our exploits at Ham's, then let me know.

January 16, 2004, 03:50 PM
Dear Uncle Scott,

I would if I could, but I work better with cats. Not that I don't like humans, but cats are so much easier to deal with. If you had a 21 year old cat who liked beer, I'd be up for it, but then again, cats don't really drink anything but water and milk.

Your Fav Nephew,