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December 6, 2003, 04:00 AM
I've been playing around with Flash. It's nothing too extraordinary, but I like to be validated.


Kit's Alter Ego
December 6, 2003, 10:21 AM
That is a very nice Flash banner, Jennings. You are suitably celebrityesque.

However, while catching up on my Jennings Rampage Experience, I went to the link provided for the Garnier Fructis "Have Hair, Will Work" site (http://www.garnierfructis.com/havehair/default.asp), where your hair and what fruit drink you think you are determines your ideal job(s). I am...well...I'll just say I didn't have as much luck as Jennings did (http://www.jenningsrampage.com/images/hair-thumb.JPG).


PS: And after I say the above, I'll post my results, like so:
http://www.garnierfructis.com/havehair/images/solution_10.gifIdeal jobs:
Beauty Pageant Contestant, 80s Cover Band Member, Fry Cook

Early morning shifts? Late night gigs? If you're awake but
your hair's not, give it a wake-up call with the Fortifying
Shampoo and Fortifying Cream Conditioner for Fine Hair,
and occasionally use the Fortifying Deep Conditioner
to give it body and bounce.

Tom McCudden
December 6, 2003, 11:45 AM
Very nice. I didn't understand a word of the explanation, but the picture was pretty.

I also took the hair test, and got the same result as Kit. I'm shopping for tiaras now, but deep down I know it's going to be a hair net and a fryolator.

December 6, 2003, 02:15 PM
I'd like to claim responsibility for that link. My roommate gave it to me and I gave it to Jennings. MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'm a boring person so I got lawyer, doctor, or accountant.

Jeff Sconce
December 7, 2003, 01:20 AM
I took the quiz, and also got Kit's results. I know a shop that sells tiaras second hand, so it's like being the Princess of Skank.
(No, buying things second hand isn't skanky. Buying a tiara second hand is.)
Very nice banner. People who link to you should be forced to have that banner somewhere on their site.

December 7, 2003, 02:21 AM
Ideal jobs:
Air Traffic Controller, CIA Agent, TV Producer

I like them!

December 8, 2003, 06:28 PM
let me be clear here: I'm really not interested in what sort of career your hair-care habits would lead you to.

All I wanted was for you people to check out my web site and tell me how awesome the new flash stuff was. Many of you have done that, and I appreciate it.

Feel free to continue to post your praise, but I don't think any of us are interested in your poll results. If you wish to share your poll results, perhaps you should look into getting your own blog.

Thank you.

Kit's Alter Ego
December 8, 2003, 07:50 PM
Jennings, your way of cutting through the bullsh!t and telling others to cut it out is what makes you a wonderful person. You truly are a god among insects. If I had a son called Scott Jennings, I'd name him after you.


PS: Unlike Jennings himself... (http://www.jenningsrampage.com/mt/archives/000113.html)

December 8, 2003, 08:24 PM
I have hope for my future Scott! I would post it on my blog, but the space is taken up in love poems to Kit! And now you've made me sad and angry, a little hungry, but mostly sad! .......See now you've done it! You've made the baby cry, you happy now?! Damn it all, I'm going to make a sandwich!

P.S. When I said "Love poems to Kit", I really meant "Love stories about Kit"... :shock: ...Gotta go!